Monday, June 29, 2009

Crestwood was built over an Indian burial...

Alright so I have a theory that the Crestwood apartments were built over an Indian burial ground. The place is freaking demonic and possessed. It seems all happy and secure but really its all a lie!
Here is what I think it all went down. First lets begin with the management. If you haven't dealt with the management yet...well they are Nazis. They will come up with things to charge you for that make no sense at all but if you argue with them they will some how convince you its your fault and you leave feeling confused and pissed. You don't understand how its your fault these charges are coming through but sure enough they make you pay for it. I think they really died long ago but their spirits have never left and they just been working for the Crestwood the entire time. The real owners of Crestwood are bewitched by the management staff to keep letting them work there even though they have been there forever. Basically bottom line they are evil and some place in the office is the true gate way to hell.
Next is some of the residence. I'm convinced there is a guy living in Crestwood that really died back in 1984 but he still haunts the grounds. For the safety of everyone we will just call him Funk. This spirit haunts the grounds and stalks poor helpless women. He thinks them as his girlfriend whom he must of lost around the same time he died but since his spirit has been unable to move on, well it haunts the grounds looking for her. I have personally seen him wondering the complex really really late at night. Luckily he is a happy spirit just looking for his girlfriend. Not to be afraid...unless you are female...then the stalking might get scary.
Lastly I believe that their are just flat out demonic spirits possessing the residence of the Crestwood. These evil spirits go around and take over people and make them do crazy crazy things. The evil spirits will make the person they possess to ruin relationship, create unnecessary drama, attempt self infliction, and just be down right a freaking prick. I don't understand where these spirits have come from but I can only imagine they have come from the gateway to hell in the main office. If you try to challenge one of these spirits be prepared for crazy attacks and nonsense that is uncontrolled. You can't explain what will happen but it will scare you to death. Maybe the spirits want to scare you to death so that you may join their ranks but you must stay strong!
Oh and I almost forgot...ZOMBIES! Yes the Crestwood has Zombies! Not the Zombies you see in movies but rather zombies that suck the life out of you slowly. They will make you feel miserable and tired and all happiness will leave you. They act like the dementors from Harry Potter! If a person comes in contact with you and all happiness leaves...my only suggestion is to run. They look like real people but can't be trusted!
Good luck to you all and be safe while near the Crestwood apartments!

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