Bill Gates is going to hold the world for ransom...

Alright so every day at work my wondering mind takes me to CNN.com to see what is going on in the world. Get a good idea of whats happening. Well today I read something utterly disturbing! Bill Gates is going to try and control hurricanes!


My first thought was a person trying to control hurricanes is a super villain that uses the hurricanes to flood cities and destroy countries and holding the world at ransom. How do you stop someone who has the power of hurricanes!? Is Bill Gates just freaking bored and feels that playing around with Hurricanes is the answer? Dude, Bill, you need to play Halo 3 and this whole hurricane thing will be forgotten because you are getting your trash handed to you by some punk 12 year old who swears like a sailor.


I imagine Bill suddenly appearing in his next press conference wearing all black, a cape, and a black mask with a big Microsoft symbol on his chest. Bill's world is coming crashing around him since everyone is finding out what Microsoft no longer is building the best stuff around. He feels threatened. Bill must react in order to keep his empire in control...the only solution is to control the weather and take over the world. His first order of business as ruler of the world will be to destroy all Apple devices and anyone seen using a mac or apple product will be killed on sight.


My other idea of what may have sparked this weather controlling mad man...Bill being frustrated with what is happening to his empire decided to create something so advanced that it would bankrupt all his competitors. Bill kidnapped the top scientist from all major governments from around the world and of course Robert Downey Jr because he made the Iron Man...unfortunately Bill hasn't figured out that Iron Man is a movie and not real. But we will let him figure that out later. Then with his now kidnapped super power he puts them on an island to begin work on his robot army. Well his robot army became self aware and began killing everyone except Robert Downey Jr who for whatever reason is now the God of the robots. Now Bill Gates needs to wipe out the island before they can do more damage then they already have so his idea is to create a hurricane to destroy all habitual life on the island thus destroying his haywire Robot army and Robert Downey Jr.

Good luck to us all!